What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
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What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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