What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?