What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?