What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?