People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?