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How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?