What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the math book sad?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why is laughter the best medicine?