Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

How do you organize a space party?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?