Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?