What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A book just fell on my head.

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?