What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are stones so good at music?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What animals make the best baseball players?
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