What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What is another name for a cow?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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