What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
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