What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What did the sick chicken say?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Surprise!!!!
What fairy loves to count?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
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