Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do nosey peppers do?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?