Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?