What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Which computer won the talent show?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?