How are mountains able to see?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why is money so stubborn?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do automobiles fly?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do billboards talk?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?