What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the math book sad?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?