What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?