What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

The museum curator needed a break.