Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?