How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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