What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why do trees hate going to school?