What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call a greedy elf?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?