What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?