How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the most masculine animal?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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