What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?