Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?