Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
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