Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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