Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
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