Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

It's allergy season again?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?