What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why are books always so angry?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the wolf say to the flea?