How can you make 7 even?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What fish only swims at night?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?