What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?