Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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