What is a duck's favorite snack?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What kind of books do boats write?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?