Can February March?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?