Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a forklift?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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