Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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What birds always travel in twos?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
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