What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?