Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
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