What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What shape has a knighthood?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do cows make great bakers?