Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a small mom?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did the school bully have for lunch?