What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the fish blush?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?