Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What building always gets stains on it?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How does a sidewalk address a question?