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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?