What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?