Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?