This candy bar is a real home run.

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

How does a barber get to work?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?