What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

How did the toad die?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?