What do you call a very small Valentine?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How does a barber get to work?