What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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