What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?