What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Did you know about April 1st?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?