My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

When does a horse talk?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?