What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?