Why do basketball players like cookies?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?