What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

How do eggs end a TV show?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?