What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?