How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?