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Why can't you trust a pig?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?