Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?