What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

How did the tree get lost?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?