Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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