Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
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