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What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?