What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How long do chickens work?