What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of books do boats write?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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