What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
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