What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a father's favorite flower?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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