What's the most common blood type for insects?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?