Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?