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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What table can you never sit at?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?