Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.