Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What is the color of the wind?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?