How do fireflies start a race?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What farm animal is best at karate?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?