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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How do you get kids to do something?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

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