Why did the pig go to the casino?

How are mountains able to see?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?