Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call an animal pop star?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why was the cat so small?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which computer won the talent show?