What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What time of day was Adam created?
What type of car do planets buy?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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