What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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