What animal loves Indian food?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What day is your mom always right?