What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which family member is always relieved?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
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