What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call a retired cowboy?