Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which is the worst season?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is an archer's favorite store?