What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What animals make the best students?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Do dads always snore?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?