What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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