What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the most faithful insect?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
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