What fish only swims at night?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?