What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?