What type of birds stay together forever?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?