What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What season begins with a thud?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is the wealthiest fish?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?