What did the mother rope say to her child?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?