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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?