What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
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