What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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