What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's the most masculine animal?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"