What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How did the toad die?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Where do ants go to eat?

What animal knows how to work a computer?