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A tee shirt.
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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
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What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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