What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?