Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What food is a man's best friend?

Want to hear a joke about construction?