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Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the dog so popular?