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What's the difference between soccer and football?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?