Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a silly hill?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do ducks have for lunch?