What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do Scottish toads play?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?