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Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

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Why is winter considered holy?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?