What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
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What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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