What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
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