What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
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