What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?