What car always breaks the rules?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?