What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What fairy loves to count?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?