What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?