What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?