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What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?