Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why was the cat so small?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?