Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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