Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's E.T. short for?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?