Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What season begins with a thud?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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