Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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