Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?