Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which state has the best streets?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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