What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why are ghosts always single?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What was the first animal in space?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?