Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What math figure is also in the band?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?