Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How can you farm during the winter?

What style of music weighs the most?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?