Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What day do hands always go to church?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?