What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

A book just fell on my head.

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call bees that are best friends?