What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?