Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

When should baseball players wear armor?