Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Did you know about April 1st?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?