What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?