What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
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