Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why do bees buzz?