What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

I broke my finger!

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where does mist apply for a loan?