To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?