Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why was the musician arrested?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is the best day to go to the beach?